Last night (or early this morning, around 2:30am) my elderly pup (almost 19) decided to remove his diaper and **bleep** all over his bedding. Exhausted after cleaning up, bathing the dog and struggling to get another diaper on the old boy, I laid back down, but was too ramped up to fall asleep. I turned on the TV and switched to the Roku, which of course, decided to hang every time I plugged in the earbuds. I tried replacing the batteries, reconnecting the remote, unplugged, pray to Moloch, voodoo orgy sacrifice, blah blah blah.
When it decides to do this is extremely arbitrary, almost always favoring the moments when I'm close to being close to homicidal with rage. I believe this is intentional. Anyway, last night (this morning) was the last straw, and the Roku Ultra is now in multiple pieces after several interactions with the heel of my boot. Luckily the old pupper was already passed out from his earlier adventures, so he totally missed this embarrassing loss of composure.
Good by Roku. After +10 years and 6 or so devices, our paths shall never meet again.
