And you are apparently ALSO one of those people who has to have internet or they will die. And the dig against old people, like we're all drooling on ourselves in nursing homes. Ageist much?
Signed,
An old person with killer internet, streaming in every room, multiple flatscreens, rokus, air tv & chromecast, 4 computers, 2 tablets, 1 kindle & 7 phones all working on wi-fi. Not to mention, connected elliptical, security system, Sous Vide, fitbits & Apollo Neuro also working on said wi-fi.