To whom it may concern,
My wife and I are grateful that Roku has dedicated a Live TV channel to the Universal Monster classics. We were beside ourselves with excitement when we discovered the channel last October, and each week since we have repeatedly watched our favorite movies religiously, shunning other forms of entertainment and blocking out hours each week to watch the five Abbott & Costello movies, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, and so on. Though we own these films on physical media, we specifically enjoy looking forward to watching these on a predictable programming schedule.
However, at the beginning of October this year, the Universal Monsters channel schedule was lamentably adjusted. Not only did the updated schedule include a new sequence of banal 21st century horror movies, but it also includes a mind-numbingly repetitive daily stream of episodes of The Munsters that plays for nearly ten straight hours from the early afternoon through the prime time slots and past midnight. This has simultaneously upset our viewing routine and scheduled our very favorite films during the small hours of the night when all decent folk are asleep. The uninspired horror films of the new millennium are an unfortunate addition to the schedule, but will there ever be an end to the brutally relentless onslaught of The Munsters episodes?
Exasperatedly yours,
Jos. Morrison