Hi @waxnoxious,
Thanks for reaching out here in the Roku Community!
We appreciate you for letting us know about the behavior you've encountered with your Roku remote. We definitely want to assist you with this. Kindly refer to this support article for more information on troubleshooting the issue at this link: Why is my Roku® voice remote not controlling power and volume on my TV?
Please let us know how it works.
All the best,
Kash
Takashi O.
Roku Community Moderator